Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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