i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize