If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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