I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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