end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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