Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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