I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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