is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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