So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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