do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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