Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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