Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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