are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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