So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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