I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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