Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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