? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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