Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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