my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
In America we eat man semen.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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