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• (614): View more from Ohio

  god. i hate danny gokey.

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  Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.

  (614): View more from Ohio

  he's mormon right? lame.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?

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• (845): View more from New York

  My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...

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