So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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