Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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