butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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