So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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