Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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