is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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