I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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