We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
