you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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