Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
this hospital has no fireball
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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