small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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