if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Randomize