Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I CAN MOONWALK!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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