I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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