doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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