She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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