How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
