Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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