whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
kristin has been a bad kristin
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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