I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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