k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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