just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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