That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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