You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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