Don't you send me to vm
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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