in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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