bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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