I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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