just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And then my night got REAL pukey
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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