You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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