They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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