did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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