ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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