well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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