I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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