Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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