ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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