i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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